Floating libertopias ahoy

So the CEO of Paypal, Peter Thiel, wants to build a Randian paradise out on oil rig platforms, without building codes, drug laws, minimum wages, or gun restrictions, because really, what could go wrong if I build a skyscraper on my corner of the floating platform using drugged-out underpaid workers?  My friend Chris has already made all the good jokes so go read that.

Video games teach us that even in a disaster, everything is well lit

Thiel has said “they will not actually try to stop us until it’s too late.”  Haha!  Jeez, way to get your opponents’ views completely backwards.  Do you think we want to stop libertarians from moving to rickety platforms over the ocean?  Set up a PayPal donate button on that, stat.