I don’t think I plugged this site before… if I did you can read it again.

How to do some idiotic things, at the Black Table

Rendered bacon fat. Add poison to make soap.

Among the things you can learn to do:

  • Make soap from bacon and lye.
  • Make prison hooch.
  • Make cigarettes from spinach and old paperbacks.
  • Cook a turducken.
  • Clean your bathroom.

It’s all profusely illustrated and hilariously written.