One Paul Ford listened to 763 songs appearing at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, and wrote six-word reviews of each.

No idea if he’s a good reviewer, but he’s an amusing one.  Some favorites:

  • Not bad from 2:28 to 3:16
  • Corn syrup and carbonated goat jism.
  • (on song 9999 (Ways to Hate Us)) – I just found one more way.
  • All of Britain issues synthesizers, apparently.
  • They took on songwriting… and lost.
  • Treacle.  I want to stab dolphins.
  • 30 seconds of limp, torpid moaning.
  • Finally, a definitive robot pony song.
  • Wants to be weird; just quirky.
  • You can have too much cowbell.