December 5, 2013
Posted by zompist under personal
Well, this was supposed to be a good day– I was driving to see a friend and show him the new book– and I got into an accident instead.
No one was injured (the airbags deployed, and so I’m shook up but not hurt), but the car sure doesn’t look driveable. Which sucks because, you know, poverty. I could get by without a car for many things, but I need one to go visit my Dad, which in turn is necessary because he lives alone, is very weak, and needs to be checked on frequently.
Anyway, sorry to be a bummer, but I felt like expressing it somewhere and this is it.
December 4, 2013
Posted by zompist under books
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The Conlanger’s Lexipedia is now available at Amazon.
The paperback is out now; the Kindle will be available in a few days.
Perfect for conlangers, conworlders, language freaks, firefighters, actuaries, Methodists, snipers, spies, baritones, lepidopterists, Mind Flayers, and gnolls!
November 29, 2013
Posted by zompist under publishing
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The proof copy of The Conlanger’s Lexipedia arrived last week, and I’ve been proofing and revising. Then my wife started reading, which is adding time to the process, but it’s valuable. She worked as a Spanish editor, so sometimes her instincts are wrong (e.g. on capitalization of titles); however, she pointed out a couple places where I demonstrated a somewhat deficient mastery of the alphabet.
The Lexipedia nestled in a pile of its sources. My floor looked like this most of the last year
(Huh. My camera is not only poor at capturing indoor scenes, it lives in the past.)
This weekend I hope to get the final PDF files together, so hopefully the sales page will be up in about a week. Behind schedule, but as alert reader John Cowan helpfully pointed out, not by nine years, like Johnson’s Dictionary.
November 25, 2013
Posted by zompist under amusements
So Li’l Guardian Pyro is up for a Saxxy award. I just watched all of the nominees, and it’s the best. But some others are very good, IMHO:
- Chinatown Getaway is set in Koth King and feels just like a Hong Kong action film. Makes me wish TF2 included parkour and expanded melee.
- Frozen in Love is very clever. Someone turned their lack of animating skills into a plus. Plus why can’t we have female models already? There’s already an insane amount of pictorial variation in the game.
- A Fragile Dream is affecting. Post-Apocalyptia is a little bit easy for generating pathos, but this is well done and very well animated.
November 18, 2013
Posted by zompist under amusements
Hat tip to my friend Samwise for pointing this out:
This is pretty much the best Source Filmmaker short I’ve seen yet. A little bit of cute overload at times, but it’s lively, clever, and totally captures the spirit of TF2.
A lot of TF2 shorts are good, but marred by wooden animation. This stuff is professional-level, and goes beyond merely re-using Valve’s art assets– the little pyro/spy/medic have all been specially rigged and animated. As I’m doing this stuff for my game, I’m aware of how much work it is.
And technical prowess isn’t enough; you also have to have characters and a story. The interaction between the characters is really well done here– lots of little details like the wordless frustration of the Pyro when he wants to be in two places at once, or the fact that when the Guardian Pyro is put back at the end, the other Guardian pyro is animated and looks at him. Really amazing work.
November 13, 2013
Posted by zompist under languages
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So, where’s the book? I ordered the proof copy today. As soon as it comes, I’ll do some intensive editing and correcting, and then GET IT OUT THE DOOR.
Each step seems to be taking just a little longer than I expect. But the end is near. Tell all your loved ones to buy you a copy!
November 6, 2013
Posted by zompist under games
I finished Arkham Origins last night… well, it was verging on early morning.
This is how I inspire Gotham
Overall impression: AO is like someone was told to closely study and imitate the greatest game of all time, Arkham City, and they did. It’s very much like AC, it nails the art style, it even extends it in some ways, it’s fun being Batman again… but it has little flavor of its own.
I have a bunch of complaints, which I’ll present in handy bullet point form.
- The voice actor for Joker tries to match Mark Hamill without really getting there. This is not what you should do with an iconic performance– you should find your own way instead. He even sings a song over the credits… not well. It doesn’t help that the writing never hits the heights of AC either: Joker is not very funny.
- There are some very annoying boss fights– particularly Deathstroke and Bane. I guess I dislike the mode of “ordinary damage does no good; you must only use these particular maneuvers”. At least there’s no annoying cooldown.
- Man, I hated one puzzle where you have to use the glue gun very quickly. If you aim and fire, you just do not have enough time. Finally I realized– this game was optimized for consoles, it doesn’t require aiming– use the 5-5 quick combo. And that worked.
- Mad Hatter returns… he gave an annoying fight in AC, and here he has his own dream sequence, which highlights one of the persistent problems of AO: it’s linear to the point of bugginess. E.g., there’s a place where you have to run to a wall, in a spot you can’t stay on long because it’s periodically electrified, and use your explosive gel. Except 3/4 of the time, you hit the gel key and he gels the floor. Finding the sweet spot where the Batdoofus will actually gel the wall is frustrating and makes you wonder if they actually had QA.
- They also return, ill-advisedly, to the 2.5-d sequences of Arkham Asylum, and there’s points where the controls go wonky and the game takes your attempt to jump a gap as a command to plummet to your death. General rule of thumb, designers: don’t kill me for a mistake which the character would never make. Rocksteady realized this, turning accidental leaps into graceful recoveries with the batclaw.
- Similarly, there are a lot of places where your abilities should work, but don’t– e.g. walls that you can’t grapple up. I know Batman’s abilities make level design hard, but it can be done– see AC.
- I realized only very late that you only get the Sonic Batarang for a very specific challenge– complete a predator scene without being seen. And I’d already gone through most of them. There is, by the way, often no feedback on whether you’ve been seen, so you can’t replay the encounter if you finished it and got spotted invisibly.
- The plot is a bit meh. AC’s plot doesn’t stand up to rigorous analysis, but at least it had panache. I never quite understood the Joker-Bane relationship, and they never explained where Black Mask was. (The game implies he’s dead, but we see him in AC.)
- The overall setup promises an intimate glimpse at eight villains, but few of them have as much character as AC’s Penguin, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, and Two-Face. They’re almost all just dudes who show up for a boss fight and have no agenda of their own.
- I dunno, whaling on cops is just a smidge disturbing. Batman is supposed to be noir, and while noir may feature corrupt cops and an edgy hero/cop relationship, they’re usually not fair game for beating up.
- No Catwoman. (Though there’s a cute reference in the GCPD.) It’s a pity, because AC really benefitted from having an additional playable character, and such a fun one.
Hard to get used to, but defensible: combat is much harder than AC. The biggest change is subtle: the mooks hit you a tad earlier, which is just enough to screw up my AC-honed skillz. If you wait till the “gonna attack” symbol is big, it’s too late. You have to hit faster, or evade.
In the same category, it’s weird that there are some places that are too tall to grapple up to. It makes sense that the line isn’t infinite, but it’s an unexpected change from AC.
Some good stuff:
- After a punishing fight with Bane, he turns into a Titan. I was expecting an even more grueling fight… but it turns out to be a predator encounter. Awesome: the last boss fight requires stealth rather than power or gadgetry. The single best design decision of the game.
- Oracle does return. The whole Gordon arc is pretty good. He’s maybe maybe too stubborn, but after all it’s just one long night in Gotham, he’s not going to change quickly.
- Similarly, we see more of Alfred. Though the dude is right: even Batman has to eat. If Batman has time to respond to random crimes in progress, he has time to grab a turkey leg and a beer.
- If you let him, Anarky will jaw at you forever. Although I can’t approve of the terrorism thing, he actually makes some good points about Batman’s weird insistence on going it alone, and his complicity in keeping a corrupt system pretty much the same.
- The shock gloves feel slightly cheesy, but hey, they’re fun. As the combat is harder, it’s great to have something to equalize it.
- The crime scene re-enactments are one of WB Montreal’s few extensions to the Rocksteady basics. It’s a nice mechanic and I’d like to have seen more of it.
- The Quincy Sharp appearance at the end is cute.
That’s enough for now. I’m not sure if I’ll do all the Riddler challenges this time, but the extra challenge maps do beckon, and there are a few loose ends to tie up in Gotham…